21 November 2014

Dear Santa...

Constantly drawing a blank when asked what you want for Winterval?

Slope side attire need updating?

A quick Browse on Ebay finds the solution for you!...

...and for the remaining 364 sloping days a year when just a t-shirt
isn't enough on the hill, this bloke does hoodies too.

20 November 2014

flying famine

It's just not happening at the moment is it!
Maybe now's a good time to catch up on that backlog of aero-modelling literature....

14 November 2014

x-rated x-c

Deep from the archives we find Mr Phil Taylor attempting a cross country jaunt to Hollingbourne. The 'Goodies' inspired transport initially seemed like a stoke of genius, however it appears at least one of his spotters can concentrate on nothing except Mrs Goodwind getting her leg over.

15 October 2014

Mission Inaccessible

Sloped off to uncharted territory for a few days
Full report to follow soon.....

 3mph, sheer cliffs and no chance of landing out...let the fun begin!

No wind, no slope and no right to roam!

This is where they come to rust in peace.
Luckily we're armed with EPP!

01 October 2014

Firle again...

We braved Firle on a weekend...it turned out to be jolly decent!

The day began with a bit of traffic congestion, but
it was interesting to learn that Renault's new
range of lorries is aimed at the bottom end of the market.

anyway, onto the slope and Simon prepares the smaller ASG for its maiden

 Final cg check like a pro... on finger tips, on windy hillside

plenty of full size action to keep us entertained while Simon continues to faff 

Mark deems the conditions suitable, but issues a warning about the 500% daddy long legs replica that is hogging the slope

quick twiddle on mini-me's joy stick for good luck

hmm, like a true pro there's just a bit more programming to do....

Mark's on launch duty, he's still got his eye on that multi limbed pest of a scalie... 

she's away!

all's good!

she does loops, rolls and all sorts of other crazy stuff....though don't go getting any ideas
if you happen to own the full size version

tip fins pending....

some rather nice hardware on display

Dave is nominated launcher for the PSS maiden

no problem!

meanwhile Simon cruises in for an arrival

happy with that! 

the full size boys circle the patch to signal their approval

...my mistake, it's a monster thermal with Mark (invisible to the naked eye)
at the top of the pile!

Sloperacer prototype testing

 ganglion attacks!!

automated camera tracker got a bit confused by
carbon fuselages and 2.4 radio signals...

we rounded off the day with a UFO

escape of the space johnny

23 September 2014


Normal service was resumed with some jolly decent flying on Sunday.
Full report to follow once we have mustered sufficient enthusiasm for a shit to be given....

10 September 2014

scraping barrels

Due to a distinct lack of recent sloping activity, we present the 'I Spy' soaring selection from a recent drive along a Netherlands motorway....enjoy!

spot the sailplane

double points- Toyota 'Soarer' and UK plates!!

26 August 2014

rain and red arrows

The misery and the joy of a British summer's afternoon on the slope

10 August 2014

splendid Saturday

We arrived to find Gary had camped out over night...or so we thought

turns out it was a couple of 'free love' exponents,
problem was- they were both blokes

Mark's new tranny, complete with 'broken knob' mode
which engages automatically after 1.25 hrs use

tossing off

good turnout

off to meet its new owner

beware, wing lurks in the grass....bite is fatal

meanwhile Ray tosses himself off

meanwhile Mark tosses off anyone he can

hmmm a new sighting device spotted on the slope.....

'There are two Banthas down there but I don't see any....wait
a second, they're Sand People alright. I can see one of them now'

David snatches back his camera fearing Pete has caught
a glimpse of his homegrown cosplay porno. 


meanwhile Bob lands short....

the impact of a forced landing throws
his 1/4 scale 'Duke' dolly from the cockpit

meanwhile Charlie's Schwing creams past with bits
missing from the wings

no more lame 'tossing off' gags
you'll be pleased to learn

Dave's PSS beastie at low level with full size smoke trailed aeros behind
all in glorious 640 x 480 (just)